lure for the king

wouldnt it be cool if there was a troop that was of a tent with a pretty girl standing outside the tent, to lure the barbarian king away from his post, but the thing is she has to be in his general area, so as to catch his eye. And they both dissappear into the tent that begins to move like if the vasn is a rockn dont bother knockn lol, seriously though, alls fair in love and war right, but the queen can whoop her but. so placement is a necessity'. I think a little humor, but if no queen can be serious lol