SWORDS OF GLORY - The Clan, the Myth, the Legend...
Fair thee well fine citizens of Clash of Clans, for we are Swords of Glory and we doth wisheth thou will joineth us for war and merriment-eth…
Okay, enough of that ♥♥♥♥. We’re Swords of Glory, a Level 8 Fair Play clan full of active, mature (mostly), and friendly players from all over the world. But before I bore you with the information regarding rules and expectations, let’s figure out if YOU will fit in at Swords of Glory. Can you answer ‘Yes’ to any one of these questions?...
- Can you recite lines from Ghostbusters, Napoleon Dynamite, or Super Troopers?
- Chuck Norris is in Swords of Glory. Think you could not anger him?
- Can you Whip or Nae Nae?
- Do you Pity the Fool?
- Do you like cat videos?
- Do you dislike cat videos?
- Simon says “say yes.”
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If you’ve made it this far, it means you’ve decided that you fit in and you’re willing to be initiated to the Secret Society that is Swords of Glory. Now, here is a short list of who we are looking for (unfortunately, this part is kind of serious…).
- Players who are active at least daily
- Non-rushed TH7 or higher
- People who not only enjoy participating in wars, but relish in total destruction of the enemy
- Homies who are generous, yo
- And lastly, people who can hang when chat gets weird… which happens a lot.
And since you’re still reading, here’s a little bit more information about Swords of Glory…
- We are currently Level 8 with 150 war wins (as of June 17, 2016)
- We are a Fair Play clan - because we're humans, not cheetahs
- We war twice a week (rain, shine, or apocalypse)
- Our fearless leader is Sarah. She’s awesome, unless she gets angry… in which case there is no Sarah, only Zuul.
- Elder positions are given to those who are loyal, generous, and laugh at and dumb jokes that might be flung your way (But seriously, don’t ask about elder right away. That makes Sarah turn into Zuul)
- Even though we have fun, we try to keep chat fairly clean. So drop all your F-bombs on your grandma before joining us in chat
- We utilize Kik to communicate with each other when not in game (honestly, we really use it to share memes)
- We have a YouTube channel where we catalog the great war attacks
- And we have our own private forum where we can further discuss war strategies and share cat pictures. Seriously
Now then, I think you’re ready to take the blue pill and join our awesome ranks.
Check us out in game – Swords of Glory (#L2LPOGJ) and send us the message “Skip is the Greatest of All Time!” (or just say you’re from the Forum) and we’ll check you out.
