Adult 21+ clan. No fun at all. I wouldn't even bother clicking.
HappyPappy: A man who nearly fought the fierce dragon of Agnor, who almost stood up to the ferocious chicken of Bristol, and positively wet himself at the battle for Badon Hill, invites you to join a clan that is far from ordinary.
AdultPrime was founded over a year ago. Our clan has been through a lot in the last year: Wars, droughts, impeachments! But we've never lost our sense of what's truly important: The great taste of "Charleston Chew"!
Now you may say to yourself “But HappyPappy. What makes your clan different?”
Well, I’ll tell you.
♬He’s going to tell, He’s going to tell♬
♬He’s going to tell, He’s going to tell♬
♬He’s going to tell, He’s going to tell♬
NO NO NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
Fine. Here are the reasons in a clean, boring bullet point layout. *It's just a model.*
- We are an Adult 21+ clan.
- We are a 100% drama free clan. Meaning:
- We are here to have fun. Anything not fun is not allowed.
- Chat is full of joking around, movie quotes, and replays of epic loot
- Personal B.S. remains that way. Personal. Doc Phil is not in the clan.
- War is once a week (Tuesday 8pm EST) and is for fun and clan perks and only when we have enough willing.
- No one is required to war
- Apologies for bad attacks are not allowed
- Effort is held higher than results
- We have many experienced members that are happy to help
Long story short, we are just a bunch of people that like to raid, drink, and have a good time. A game should be fun. If not, what’s the $%&^*$ point?
So...you still with me? Good. Anyone that can follow me through all that and still be here is our type of people. Much like Soylent Green…..
Now for the much needed info.
Request to join AdultPrime via the game. Make your request something besides the default. For instance, you could say:
- Hi. I’m 42. George told me there would be bunnies….
- I know the answer to life, the universe, and everything. I have a towel.
- Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer
You get the idea.
