WhoopYoAzz (Level 7) wants YOU...deep inside it.

WhoopYoAzz is a tight-knit, highly-active, level 7 (halfway to 8) clan with 40+ low-life, degenerate members and over 100 war victories.

Our Queen is a foul-mouthed little nympho who is, shockingly, not some fat, ugly chick.

We're looking for players who are dedicated, laid-back, skilled, not easily offended and most importantly, are into docking parties and DVDA.


There are a few provisos that must be met:

You must be 18 or older.

You must be at least a non-rushed TH8

You must at least have a general understanding of the various troop compositions and attack strategies.

You must be laid back and non-confrontational.
You must not be easily offended by crude, low-brow, bottom-of-the-barrel type humor.

You must not be a fan of ANY Adam Sandler comedy, aside from Billy Madison and/or Happy Gilmore.

If you are a convicted felon, you must NOT have been a rapist, murderer and/or pedophile and you will check in with us regularly instead of your parole officer.

You must not stick tic-tacs in your hoohoodilly/cha-cha unless prescribed by a doctor.

If you are a midget or dwarf, then once a month, you must soak yourself in a lavender and chamomile bath for one hour, bottle the bath water once done and ship it to each clan leader and co-leader so we may drink it and live forever.


If you are willing to meet all those requirements, that's f*ckin insane!


We have several spots open, so if you have any friends who meet the requirements and would like to join with you, be sure to mention their info as well.

Reply to this thread or PM me with all the pertinent info and I will be sure to respond ASAP.


Live long and may the force be a wizard, Harry.