This is a good sign ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudolatina
...wait. girl or woman?
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This is a good sign ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudolatina
...wait. girl or woman?
Quote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
Notice the baby in my avatar? I sure hope I'm a woman or I'm too young for that kid! Tehehehe
Lol, my bad, I didnt even notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudolatina
Lol no problem.
It sounds like you guys have a great clan here. Insanity is a very helpful member :)
Yes, Ton is a fantastic new clan member. Say.... if you look anything like that avatar picture... hehe, I will kick out a fat male clan member with back hair and bad breathe for you, cutie!Quote:
Originally Posted by undine22
Come on by!
@ Pseudolatina, let me be quite clear... yes, we have a level 60+ minimum, but that's for fat men with back hair and bad breathe. For women, it's level 1+, so long as they are 18+ in age. (We really, really stress the age issue for both males and females though). It's like Girls Night Drink Free, every day here...Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudolatina
Pop an in-game application to Farming4Elixir and I will accept you, just pls mention you are from the forums and this rather humorous thread.
Illustris the Friend to All Women (Legal Women!)
Well aren't you a charmer! I don't quite look like that, but I don't think I look too bad either :) Would you like my three measurements? My dream goal is to have a figure similar to a VS angel model :) Cardio alternating with weight training helps!Quote:
Originally Posted by Illustris
I am the recruiting clerk for the clan. Please PM me with any information on these types of matters (ie. pics). ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by undine22
calling all farming4gold & farming4 elixir members...
i am yeahway. i am the master of the house (doling out the charm), who's secret name is corugi, keeper of the zoo...
and i command thee to vote our sexy potato!!!
http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...est-Poll/page3
Do not fear our illustrious leader. For if he does kick, I, yeahway, shall start a clan named Farming4aPlaceInGold (shortened to Farming4aPig) and we shall rule like Corugi!!!
For I, Corugi incarnate command thee!!!
!!!!!!!7!!!!!!!
(please don't kick me)... do not ask what the potatoe should do for us, but rather what we can do for the potato ;)
Why you guys no vote for me? :(
Because you are a troll. No one votes for a trollQuote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
bumping for my friends at F4G
hey guys its joey! :D
figured id post up 2 great raids ive had int the last week
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/IMG_0332.png
my biggest loot yet!
and just last raid 2100 DE no lightning spells either :P
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/IMG_0342.png
Hah, Joey... nice ones, I'll return the screen pics with a ♥♥♥ moment of mine just now, from my Junior alt account.
Here's (I assume) a dead TH9 account with a Level 2 BK, and yet no walls.
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/...ps3b06e61f.jpg
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/...ps5ec001e9.jpg
Illustris, Ping-Pong, Back at Ya
At least you gave the poor guy a shield. That was nice of you.
I have no awesome screenshots at the moment :(
OK, fine, Joey... for teasing my Junior alt for losing the battle (even though duh, he's sub 200 troph, so he doesn't want trophies... if anything, he shouldn't have gone past 40% to avoid a free shield), I did this on the next raid.
Note, the fella is a live 69 level, TH9, with Xbows, with purple walls, and my Junior fella, level 47 raided 272k... LOL, I did burn two rage spells, cuz I was just tunneling for the hell of it. Now, you ruined my speed farming on my Jr account, slap!
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/...psce78ce23.jpg
Illustris, Going Back to Regular Speed Farming Now, Don't Provoke Me!
i must say that is imprssive, i cant lie...
but ♥♥♥♥♥♥ u still aint got shiat on me :P
http://i1293.photobucket.com/albums/...pse92812e8.jpg
Bam. My best raid ever :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
Nice ROI 1234567
Quote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
I have a suspicion. If you post intelligently and frequently on these forums, in a positive mood, the developers reward you with larger loots :)
Illustris the Proud
For the public, I am closing doors for 1-4 weeks, as I am going to board a plane later for a, hehe, vacation I just scheduled. All members have been made temporarily elders to avoid any kicks, and the doors are closed.
I will not be checking the games or forums, so I'm sorry if I am tardy in returning any PMs. See you in a few weeks, clannies and forums.
Illustris the Lock Down'r
I cut my vacation short so I am back already. Thank you for the members who endured a week long lock down.
For the others, I am opening the doors, as we have two spots open in our Farming4 family. Again, I cap membership to 47 in each clan.
Please apply in-game or send me a PM.
Illustris the returned
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/IMG_0359.png
woot woot
my best gold raid yet to date ^^
Greetings, public.
I had to kick a few inactives, so we have a few spots available in Farming4Gold. Again, I try to cap membership to 47, so if you see it below 47, please free feel to PM me with your interest.
Illustris the Doorkeeper
Please PM this forum alt, as my main account is semi-retired for a joke.
IllustrisJr
There is so much fun in the clan that they did not notice my line about no good DE loots! decided to make it real with a picture as you know the thing we say" it did not happen if no picture" ; )
846k! Nice, 13!
Separately, my silliness with my Junior account to woo Marika is all done with and over. And again, thank you, Marika for visiting. We are honored.
Please revert back to this account for PM purposes (Junior is RIP, hehe). And, membership is capped at 47 in each of the Farming4Gold and Farming4Elixir clans, so we're full.
Illustris, I'm Alive....
I feel your pain...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by pinser
Quote:
Originally Posted by pinser
Awww, that stinks. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconman
Unfortunately for you all, you guys know what you are missing out on too.
See, that's what sucks. I have no idea what other 18+ clans are like, so I really don't care. But with F4G/E, you have 25 page threads talking about how amazingly awesome you are. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
Well, as you point out, you can find most of us on the forums anyway. We have plenty of awesomeness to go around. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Baconman
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconman
They are just like any other clan. It's not like you get a free pony if you join. Or is it?
You guys mind if I pop in for a visit? I want to make Baconman jealous.
You gotta talk that stingy gatekeeper into it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendax
Let him Illustris! Let him!
Excellent loot here, my biggest by far
Wanna visit too with my secondary alt. but he's 9 levels short. ;)
976k, Roo!Quote:
Originally Posted by Roo
Hmm, I think you may have the clan record. Would be cool to see a 1 mill+.
Guess, the new bar is around there for bragging rights.
Illustris the Envious
Hey guys, I've sent a request in-game, but would like to post a little about me here as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Illustris
I'm a veteran farmer, and I'm an Aussie, who's chillin' at LVL 67 at TH LVL 9.
I am about as mature as one can get, but I know how to have party when appropriate :p.
Looking forward to see you guys in-game.
RoyaltyHD
Hi my name is AC on coc and I would like to join your clan
Illustris, if you can see this, it says I must wait a while before requesting to join 4gold again. Will be there ASAP.
EDIT:
nevermind :D
very nice loot rooQuote:
Originally Posted by roo
Greetings all!
Have you always wondered what the fuss about Farming4Gold / Farming4Elixir was all about?
Pondered at who is this mysterious Dicktater / Witch Illutris who wanders around the Forums, spreading sunshine & cheer to all?
Curious as to whether Senior Member ZachUVA actually ever sleeps at all?
Intrigued as to whether or not Illustris is surrounded by a dizzy of girls in Clan chat,
and more importantly, if those 16 girls make him run round in circles?
Well, wonder no more!
The Farming4 Clans have ONE spot open now: if you're you're a L60+, mature 18+
- grab it while you can! :)
PM Illustris for details or apply in-game.
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This little Potato welcomes one and all with a bowl of mashed potatoes...
Hello guys
Hey, finally got around to making a profile after quite a while of reading forums
I am wandering if there's any budging on the L60+ as I'm currently level 56, If there isn't then will just wait
Anyway I'm a 19 year old lad, I'm welsh. Been playing clash of clans since around February. Town hall 7 nearly maxed. Farm instead of go for trophies. Love banter and I am of course used to the sheep jokes that come from my usernames. Donate regularly (top donater for 3 weeks running, and top this week and often donate dragons when I can.) just looking for a new clan because the one I'm in ( been the only clan I have been in) can be frustrating as only about 6 people ever talk and not many more donate
Anyway that's a long winded way of saying if you have space I wouldn't mind joining
Hi, WelshLad,Quote:
Originally Posted by WelshLad
Thanks for posting... I usually respond via PM, but since I want to incorporate a few themes, I'll do this publicly.
First, unfortunately, we're already full since Maggie's post the other day, as I cap each clan to 47 members (to allow for visitors, rotations between our 2 clans, and applicants). Further, I haven't raised my publicly-stated minimum level from 60+, but for a few weeks, I've unofficially raised it in practice to a min lvl 75 for new applicants (unless you are a woman).
Hehe, I had to kick out a level 78 chap to accept a level 24 woman. Go figure; that's how wacky I am. Anyways, I'll officially state it here: it's level 75+ minimum now.
Last, since you were so nice to write a post, feel free to pop by and hang out, visit with us, while you find a permanent clan. There's no secrets here or what not... Our clans can help you get to level 60 or whatever you need for your next permanent clan. And, it's always good to meet more people. (but pls be mindful it's a visit only)
Best wishes, regardless,
Illustris the Good Witch
Hello, just an update, I am reopening the doors to our Farming4 family on a very specific basis.
- Farming4Gold is looking to add ONE lvl 75+, adult player who is based in an Asian time zone (Aussie, Kiwi, SE Asia, Japan, China, etc, etc)
- Farming4Elixir is looking to add ONE lvl 75+, adult player who is based in Europe or Middle East (preferably more Eastern Europe)
- Farming4Farming is looking to add THREE lvl 50+, mature (does not need to be 18+) players who are preferable based in western Canada or US (e.g., California) time zone
As evidenced by the above, we track the level and geographic diversity of each clan, to ensure an even 24/7 gaming experience across the three clans. I believe that if you concentrate too much within one time zone, if you log into the game in your off-peak hours, you will have no one to speak to.
As such, Gold is average lvl 71.2 vs. Elixir 70.6 average level. Several members have rotated amongst our clans to even out the geographic mix, but the above three recruiting supplements would ensure a more even geographic mix (generally 50% Americas, including Canada and South America, 35% Europe, and 15% Asia).
Best wishes,
Illustris the Spreadsheet User
Greetings, folks... I'm resuscitating this old thread to write a clarifying policy commentary. Rather than type on what we are seeking, as I find myself kicking so many out these past two weeks, I thought I would write the inverse for a change and perhaps this will better explain why I kick out some people.
Let me be very clear. These types of players are all perfectly fine, and there are many clans that are a better fit for them. But, I am writing this to better screen out these players out of applying to Farming4. Please read this before applying.
1. The High-Level Focused Player
This type is the level 90+, 100+, etc, player, asking why there are level 60s in the clan, when the minimum is 75+, within the first minute of clan membership. Bad cultural fit for us.
2. The L6 Archer-Focused Player
This type is the chap who says I only want to be in a clan with L6 archers. Again, the boot as soon as I hear this commentary. I'd rather take L5 archers from someone I like and want to spend time with, versus biting my lip when an obnoxious fellow donates L6 archers.
3. Lying About Age
Please do not apply if you are under 21. Our interview questions are to gauge age and maturity. Yes, there are immature adults (we kick them out). But, if one is under 21, even though there are many, many mature under 21s, our policy is to not accept them, given the adult humor within the clans. We have the highest female to male ratio I know of, and it is just uncomfortable to talk about certain topics if underage members are present.
4. The Troop Stat Obsessed Player
If you find yourself wanting to stuff a Pekka or Dragon left and right, please do not apply. We do not care about weekly troop stats, particularly as our members rotate between the clans so much, our stats are wiped out . I know who is active and not. And people take vacations with their families, so I take a longer-term perspective. Any criticisms over a zero weekly stat, when I know the player just rotated and had the stat wiped out, is an immediate kick. Further, our restrictive one-way door policy is not a good fit for people who like to wander around clans, stuffing giants, etc. If you are that type, please do not apply.
5. The Base-Obsessed Player
I get so many PMs asking me to search their clan and look at their base and why I should accept them because of their base. And, I don't. We frankly don't care about your base; I care about the human player. How the PM is written and how you conduct yourself matters, not your base... The base will grow inevitably. Edgy personalities, drama queens, etc... they are harder to mold and grow.
I lead the Farming4 family of clans to avoid being a place "where we swap troops". Rather, it's a home to people who like to spend time with each other. Relax after a tough day at work. Share a dirty joke with fellow adults. And, if a troop request shows up, we fill it. If someone asks a strategy question, we answer it. But, that stuff is secondary.
Farming4 is for decent people to relax. The game comes second. People come first.
Illustris
Isn't Zach under 21?
Haha, maybe... technically, the clan description says 18+ in the game, and yes, there are a very, very few, select mature 18+ but under 21. But, the vast bulk of the two main clans, Farming4Gold and Farming4Elixir, are well over 21.Quote:
Originally Posted by pinser
Farming4Farming does, however, accept under 21 or 18, if mature.
Illustris, Marveling at Pinser's fast read :)
Umm...uh....well... I just turned 35. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happened. Didn't you hear?Quote:
Originally Posted by pinser
Edit: Oh, nevermind. After reading Illy's post there, I remembered that I am between 18 and 21. :p
Zach is below 21 lol the mustache only is mature enough.......
(i know its not his but to bump :))
You seem to have the process down pat. I'm not to the specs you require but you might be able to help me out. I'm looking to join a clan of grownups, with similar interests. What's a good method of locating such a group? I put in my alma maters mascot and found a number of clans. One looks promising, so how would I contact one of the clan elders. Please excuse my ignorance, I'm a neophyte.
I'd love to join this clan. Ill send you a pm about it as well
my IGN: rjcca
level: 80
clan: UNITED NATIONS
This clan, Farming4Farming... How would a person such as myself start seeking to join such a clan? Would it be through a PM to Illustris, "contact us" on the clan website, or some other method involving sacrificing my first-born?Quote:
Originally Posted by Illustris
Moellr, a newly-minted Lv. 60 in Soviet Love who now (hopefully) fulfilles the requirements to join.
I may not fit all requirements but here is my layout, and i just want it to be known im farming for defenses and when i get all my defenses up a bit im going hard for walls please consider my GameCenter is JtheFox. I would really appreciate it guysAttachment 9106
*hee hee*
...not quite...
Mr. Potato a.k.a. Illustris, Clan Leader of the Farming4 Clans, has been given a year long Forum holiday.
During his anticipated year-long absence from the Forums, his wife, poor Mrs. Potato a.k.a. me, is picking up the slack as the primary contact for the Farming4 clans.
Anyone wanting information about our clan, its policies or to make requests to join should feel free to either:
1. Contact us here in these forums (which we fully support) - PM to me at this account; or
2. Go to our web site, www.farming4gold.com, and click on the “Contact Us” tab, or use the Shoutbox on that web site; or
3. Or email us directly at clashing@farming4gold.com
Thank you all for your continued interest.
Illy hopes to return in a year from now.
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The little (overworked, underpaid, but adequately loved) Mrs. Potato
Sends love to my potato girl
Quote:
Originally Posted by maggiep0tat0
The coup d'etat is a success at last. The Dictator finally got sent away to the big house staring at a 10x10 cell.
Quick where do i sign up. (This Monkey is still very clanless)
Thanks Belle. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Elisabelle
You know you're long overdue for a visit, girl
- with Illy's year-long vacation, you have no excuse!
So come on over! *wink*
You silly Monkey... You KNOW you're always welcome back w/ us!Quote:
Originally Posted by aznwarmonkey
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The little Potato
Just kik me when your on
Daily Bump.
Farming4Gold has vacancies,
Contact the spud as listed above :)
Bumping for visibility.
Farming4Gold is open to mature 21+ Clashers who are lvl 75+ in game.
We are an international clan meaning activity 24/7, and full of friendly, welcoming players.
Our feeder is Farming4Farming, for lvl 60+, all ages.
Check FFF out here:
http://forum.supercell.net/showthrea...Farming4Elixir
If you think you would like to join Farming4Gold out, please note
-MissJQuote:
Originally Posted by maggiep0tat0
Bumping for visibility
Daily Bump time!
Miss Jayne the new Farming4 recruiter? :) What happened to the Potato? Looks like the coup d'etat did not stop when the Dictator is overthrown. The rebellion runs rampant, who's next on the chopping block?
Quote:
Originally Posted by aznwarmonkey
No chopping blocks in Farming4, Monkey, only witch fires!
The (little) Potato is taking a well deserved rest,
Contact us through any means above :)
Hey guys.
I can honestly say with my hand on heart that this clan is full of awesome, funny and friendly people.. TOP CLAN!!!!
I (or more accurately, my Alt) spent a number of weeks with them and after i left to sort out some of my own Clan business i still miss them all very much..
If you are looking for a clan and you meet their requirements i suggest you seriously give them a go...a BIG double Thumbs-up from Me :)...
<--- *gives the fuzzy Bear a giant bear hug*
Mrs. Potato is alive and well. Her children love her.Quote:
Originally Posted by aznwarmonkey
She's just taking a month long trip around the world.
*hee hee hee* :rolleyes:
Monkey,
Don't make me rescind your spot in Farming4. :mad:
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The little (globetrotting) Potato
Quote:
Originally Posted by billwinkiesbear
Thankyou BillyBear!
Warm welcome to your warm review ;)
Daily bump,
We are a lot of fun :)
Daily bump, a day late :)
BUMP,
what, is there no love anymore?
Hey, First time I have heard of you guys, Mind if I have a boo?
Sure! We love pretty gals like yourself in clan :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathstryke
As some of you may have known, the inevitable has happened, and Illy's departure from Farming4 has taken place slightly under an hour ago.
It is a time of great distress for us all,
so, as we weather through the difficulties of losing our Leader & Founding Member,
I have closed all our doors temporarily till we have grieved appropriately & sorted out some kinks in our in-house admin.
In the event, however, that you are interested in applying,
please drop me a PM on Forums as we are not accepting any in-game requests right now.
Thank you.
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The (heartbroken) Mrs. Potato
Bumpy bump bump
Hello everyone.
As you may have noticed, the Farming4 family has recently undergone some changes.
Our much loved and highly goofy leader has decided to withdraw himself from the three clans after six months of selflessly devoting his time and effort. Illustris is in a closed, private clan and intends to play Clash of Clans solo still for the foreseeable future. We grant Illy his solitude and anonymity with our continuing thanks.
MaggieP0tat0 also announced her retirement from Farming4 shortly after Illustris withdrew. This decision was not made lightly on her behalf, being the Number Two of our former Number One has its drawbacks also, and our Mama Spud needs a rest from her unruly children.
Needless to say, both Illustris and Maggie will be greatly missed and will always be welcome home any time they want.
The departure of two of our greatest members left a void, needless to say. However, Farming4 has three new leaders to see the family through,
Trackmyer is the Leader in Farming4Gold,
Deathstryke is the Leader in Farming4Elixir,
and MissJayne (myself) is presiding in Farming4Farming.
We three are committed to the family, and intend to run things much the same. The doors of the three clans will be closed until 5th July for housekeeping, whereupon we will reopen. A post will confirm we are back-in-business in the following days.
If you want to contact us, do not hesitate, through PMing via forums or email via the website found in my signature. I will be fronting the forum admin
We thank you all for your continued interest and understanding,
-MissJ
Bump for my buds.
Zach! You know where to come for a visit! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by zachUVA
Thanks :)
Love Bump Bump
Hi im a level 7 thown hall, recently started farming, farming on average 1 mil gold per day and 1.2 mil elixir, never bought gems and never wiil so only have 2 builders, i would like to join havent started on my walls yet but im rapidly pacing through my defenses. Add me on game center spyworks 84. Would love to join cheeck out my base, IGN is Chris and clan is Tanknspankk farming at 1000 trophies
Closed at mj's request