New "Farming4Gold" Clan

Argh this clan is soo tempting...must. resist. Illustris's. magic. powers.

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Originally Posted by IRoss

Argh this clan is soo tempting...must. resist. Illustris's. magic. powers.

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I agree. I have been fighting the urge to visit so hard. Im only winning against it because I know I would stay there if I did ;)

I like the clan Im in now, though :o

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Originally Posted by zachUVA

I agree. I have been fighting the urge to visit so hard. Im only winning against it because I know I would stay there if I did ;)

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'Tis true, from experience.

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Dangles a cheesy creamy bowl of mash in front of Zack...

Maggie, I get a free grope. You lost the bet. Here's the 685k raid proof, just seconds ago:

http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1c484af7.jpg

Illustris the Groper

Nice work! :)


***Maggie said she'll throw in a few extras :P

Public thread lar...

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#facepalms herself while blushing. Is it too late for her to jump ship...

Would love to see some of your attacks...

Record some attacks of your and share your farming tips with us...Please

You are the God of Farming


And btw we are in the same farming range :/
you steal my victims

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Originally Posted by denial

Would love to see some of your attacks...

Record some attacks of your and share your farming tips with us...Please

You are the God of Farming


And btw we are in the same farming range :/
you steal my victims

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Hah... there's no secrets, as much as I'd like to say. Just common sense and basic strategy. I was going to joke that I'll only share our "secrets" if you join our clan, but hehe, that reminds of a story...
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A few days ago, someone asked me on global, "Hey, are you that Illustris on the forums?"

I said, "Indeed I am, smooch" (just in case, it was a woman.... better to get the smooches out early)

He said (darn it, it was a guy) "hey, can you share with us how to farm better?"

I said "Well, I only share secrets with fellow clan members..."

A few seconds later, a level 79 or so from his clan asked to join, suspiciously enough. Asked a lot of questions on optimal TH9 farming ranges, how to set up his village, etc, etc. I asked him "are you here to stay?". He said yes. And I'm so trusting, gullible me...

Well, after we answered all his questions, he then quit and rejoined the other clan as their clan leader. Sad isn't it? Tsk, tsk. By the way, hello, Janii :) I'm calling you out here, hehe. You are a good guy.

Illustris the Teacher of Noobs

P.S. Notice I didn't mention your clan, as there's no need to trash your innocent clan members for your actions...

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Originally Posted by Illustris

Hah... there's no secrets, as much as I'd like to say. Just common sense and basic strategy. I was going to joke that I'll only share our "secrets" if you join our clan, but hehe, that reminds of a story...
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A few days ago, someone asked me on global, "Hey, are you that Illustris on the forums?"

I said, "Indeed I am, smooch" (just in case, it was a woman.... better to get the smooches out early)

He said (darn it, it was a guy) "hey, can you share with us how to farm better?"

I said "Well, I only share secrets with fellow clan members..."

A few seconds later, a level 79 or so from his clan asked to join, suspiciously enough. Asked a lot of questions on optimal TH9 farming ranges, how to set up his village, etc, etc. I asked him "are you here to stay?". He said yes. And I'm so trusting, gullible me...

Well, after we answered all his questions, he then quit and rejoined the other clan as their clan leader. Sad isn't it? Tsk, tsk. By the way, hello, Janii :) I'm calling you out here, hehe. You are a good guy.

Illustris the Teacher of Noobs

P.S. Notice I didn't mention your clan, as there's no need to trash your innocent clan members for your actions...

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Definitely boorish behavior, I hope you didn't bring out the good wine for him ;)

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Originally Posted by Illustris

Hah... there's no secrets, as much as I'd like to say. Just common sense and basic strategy. I was going to joke that I'll only share our "secrets" if you join our clan, but hehe, that reminds of a story...
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A few days ago, someone asked me on global, "Hey, are you that Illustris on the forums?"

I said, "Indeed I am, smooch" (just in case, it was a woman.... better to get the smooches out early)

He said (darn it, it was a guy) "hey, can you share with us how to farm better?"

I said "Well, I only share secrets with fellow clan members..."

A few seconds later, a level 79 or so from his clan asked to join, suspiciously enough. Asked a lot of questions on optimal TH9 farming ranges, how to set up his village, etc, etc. I asked him "are you here to stay?". He said yes. And I'm so trusting, gullible me...

Well, after we answered all his questions, he then quit and rejoined the other clan as their clan leader. Sad isn't it? Tsk, tsk. By the way, hello, Janii :) I'm calling you out here, hehe. You are a good guy.

Illustris the Teacher of Noobs

P.S. Notice I didn't mention your clan, as there's no need to trash your innocent clan members for your actions...

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I feel for you, but some recorded attack of yours wouldn't hurt anyone, right? ^^